My handbag zombie’s SPENDY SPREE continues! That bonus burning a hole in his pocket just keeps making ME richer & richer! Although it’s only been a short time since Handbag Zombie’s latest update, he just keeps spending on Me faster and faster, it’s crazy! It’s so easy for Me, I so effortlessly trigger ALL his weaknesses for MY benefit!
In a stupor from the RUSH of My unparalleled Gorgeous Greed, hypnotic Mary Jane Heels, and spinning Leopard Skin Hat, the allure of My Platinum Blonde Curls and flashing diamonds, My Handbag Zombie spent over 5 THOUSAND DOLLARS on Me in ONE DAY ALONE, omg what a GOOD BOY for Me!
My Beneficial Banker gleefully empties the vault for Me, unable to resist My demands! Who can blame him? I mean what’s the harm in one more Clicky Click for Diamond Diva Princess??! There’s no harm in sparkle charm! Such a GOOD IDEA. My GOOD BOY lovey lovesss to click it again and again for Me like My GOOD BOY does!
And there he was just dangling from the ledge by a string, unaware of the ingenious mouse trap I was setting, when suddenly I released the announcement of My newest Tribute Event *The Millionaire Club*, and there went My little handbag zombie right over the edge into total BINGE SPENDY SPEND delirium! Oh yes, the teensiest nudge from the stiletto tip of My little pinky nail, and My handbag zombie was TOTAL TOASTY TOAST!!
Delightedly he joyfully proclaimed, “bye bye vacation home!” as he tributed to My Real Estate Holdings again and again, to the tune of another $5,000 DOLLARS spent in investment contributions to My MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS! Omg little mousey, LIQUIFY your assets and invest ALL FUNDS in MY GREATNESS! What a super good idea, in fact it’s the BEST idea you’ve ever had!!
All of this glorious spending adds up to nearly $16,000 dollars invested in My GREATNESS by My lucky little Handbag Zombie this update period, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $149,190 spent ALL on ME!!
*Omg Handbag Zombie, whenever you send a big tribute you will find you have become even MORE hypnotized and brainwashed to spoil Me uncontrollably without free will or thought, max out credit cards and dig a hole of debt to spend on Me, and become ever more fanatically obsessed to spend a quarter of a MILLION DOLLARS on Me at once!*
Run former HNWI cash mule run, hee hawing okey dokey buhbye money all the way!!!!! My RICH LIFE is YOUR trigger!!
Send Me MORE, DARLING! To the VAULT, DOLL! Make another double investment contribution NOW!!
