Announcing the Princessmas Day Return Exchange: In this wondrous gift return and gift exchange extravaganza, you will be returning every single gift you receive on Christmas Day (don’t forget to ask for gift receipts!) and exchanging it all for additional CASH to spend ALL on ME!
That’s right, return your presents from friends and relatives and send all the money you get back straight to Me! This way all your friends and relatives will be gifting Me for Princessmas, just like you, and let’s face it, they OWE Me! Just thinking about it makes you feel ever so jolly!!
Celebrate Princessmas the right way! Sacrifice all your Christmas gifts at My pristine altar and worship My luminescent divinity with your monetary tributes acquired from the returns of all your silly presents! NONE of those gifts will fill your heart with holiday cheer like the RUSH of cashing them in for MORE money to spend on ME!
To participate, accumulate all your gifts together. Dedicate an entire afternoon or evening to returning each gift for cash back. Count up the total and simply click the corresponding sized gifts below and Send Payment until you have transferred all your gift return funds to Me! Tis the Season to lose all reason!!!!!!!
