Since last update My Dolly actually tried to pretend she was a man, which is SO laughable omg! Dolly Barbie Brittany seems to have had brain fog and somehow forgot for a little while that she was totally BORN to be a TOTAL dolly for Me.
She tried so hard to resist her natural urge to embrace all things girly and glam and hid all her pretty pink things in her closet, except her pink towels and pink razors. Until suddenly the pink epiphany swooshy swooshed through her bbrainnsy that like omg not only is there NO going back to the way things were before, but that literally she was born to be My dolly and she’s never been a “man” ever! Like omg as if that wasn’t apparent to absolutely everyone as like her favy fav movies are ‘The Devil Loves Prada’ and ‘Clueless’ foreverssssssss!
It’s just like dolly dolly said the first time she watched ‘Pretty In Pink’, the character Ducky is really a dolly and it’s so obvious to everyone but Ducky! But for sure if there were a sequel it would show that Ducky realizes he is a dolly and the only reason he’s obsessed with Molly Ringwald is because he wishes he was her and so embraces the fact that he was born to be her dolly! Well like duh, because that is SO totally the storyline of ‘Pretty In Pink’ and like basically anyone would be totes blind not to see it! Just like everyone would be so beyond blind to not notice the OBVIOUS fact of dolly Barbie Brittany having NEVER been a man in the first place!
Omg we caught up for lost time and had totally a BLAST during our slumber party fun, like with My dolly clicking BUY NOW over & over again binge spendy spending to the tune of another $3,075 dollars spent ALL on Me, plus like we had super important girl chat where I like instructed My dolly all about feminine superiority and how like patriarchy is so toxic and I totally let My dolly shop for Bratz plushy separates, like Juicy Couture style (WAY cute) and a ‘My Little Pony’ dress, and like we even played guessing games and ran a special dolly diagnostic on dolly’s bbrainnsy and tested her DDP dolly Cell!
Omgs like super good news! dolly Barbie Brittany’s diagnostic graded A+ which is amazing considering what was going on, and like how dolly was trying to resist her dollyHOOD, but like the day she was planning to discard all her girl clothes something happened in her bbrainsy like super pink magick and dolly became even MORE of My dolly than she was even before all that! So like instead she threw away MORE boring grey male clothes!
Dolly’s dolly diagnostic showed that bbrainnsy now looks like PINK COTTON CANDY CLOUDS omgs how cute right?! Next the brain scan printed out this image of pink swirlies! I asked My GOOD GIRL dolly if it meant anything to her or triggers her. And like omg you won’t believe what happened next. Suddenly My dolly remembered that just days before she had drawn this cupcake heart and like omg the dolly diagnostic had revealed it!
This shows that like dolly Barbie Brittany’s girly bbrainnsy is like making these pink mesmerism swirly thingies like frosting! This is like TOTAL Girl Magick and My dolly’s bbrainnsy LOVEY LOVES it. Omg My dolly totes LOVEY LOVES the pink mesmerism swirlies in her brain. This goes to show that this magick happened when My dolly chose instead of discarding girly things to discard man clothes omg! Like this is a super good sign and her DDP dolly Cell is glowing like literally GLOWING!
This totally made My dolly dolly SO happy and naturally she was sooooooooooo totes excited to giggly click, binge spendy spending on Me with girlish abandon, bringing her current Grand Total Tally to nearly $80,000 DOLLARS spent ALL on Me! Way to go dolly BARBIE BRITTANY!
Next on our girly agenda: upcoming slumber party fun, including more slumber party games (omg what do I have planned next?? you are SO curious to find out!), learning more flirty girl secrets, and another round of pretty prissy shop til you drop! Like omg it’s going to be the absolute beyondest!
Omg dolly Barbie Brittany you cannot possibly resist the ALLUREMENTS of My Estrogen Laced Narcotic! you KNOW you need another DOSE of My Pretty Pink Fix! Giggly click BUY NOW below! Feel the RUSH..
