I recently announced that My HANDBAG ZOMBIE was nose to nose at the 50k tally line with DOLLY DEAREST and everyone has been in great anticipation to see who would cross that 50k tally line and spend 50 THOUSAND DOLLARS on ME first! Omg SO exciting. Both of these piggie ponies have been giddy up galloping so hard, headlong to ruin for Me, soooo addicted to the rush of binge spendy spending on Me with total abandon!!
DOLLY DEARESTS 50k update is right around the corner, because he’s literally right on the edge of breaking that 50k goal! My Dolly Dearest is not only fast on the heels in this photo finish, but is ardently pursuing the position of Number One Tributer to My upcoming Caesars Palace GODDESS in VEGAS Shimmering Tribute Event!
Announcing the 50 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My HANDBAG ZOMBIE who has now crossed that 50k tally line after spending OVER $2600 DOLLARS on Me this update period, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $50,500.00!! OMG way to go sweetie pie dumdum!! Soaring past 50k to that next scintillating goal of 60 THOUSAND DOLLARS! SO HOT.
What’s more, this newest update finds My HANDBAG ZOMBIE winning the title of BIGGEST LOSER of the moment!
Omg SWEETIE, you know you CRAVE to spend oodles MORE on Me RIGHT NOW. Don’t fight it, you KNOW you NEED it. Omg make that tally soar, it’s so hot to see how BIG it can get! Load up those bags-o-cash and say buhbye money, click BUY NOW below and listen to the special *50 GRAND CROWNING MOMENT* commemorative mp3 I just recorded in celebration of this landmark moment!
Click it now like My GOOD BOY does. Another clicky click toward your new goal of 60 THOUSAND DOLLARS!! Omgomg SO HOT. you KNOW it’s going to feel sooooo good..
