Obsessed with the RUSH of paying Me BIG FAT DIVVIES as My MILLIONAIRE CLUB ASSET, My handbag zombie lovey loves to make double contributions to My MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENTS over and over again, from both him and wifey! I mean, he wouldn’t want either one of them to fall behind on contributing to My GREATNESS, now, would he?! It just makes sense to LIQUIDATE his ASSETS to add to MY Holdings! Investing in My RICH LIFE is the BEST Idea he’s EVER had!
My little mousey was triggered total MUSHY MUSH under the spell of My Lushy Plush Fluffy Fluff; a double whammy of FUR GLAMMY as I exploited his weakness with My MASTERMIND MINK MISTRESS and DEADLY BEAUTY. My Luxurious WHITE MINK and exotic JAGUAR FURS melt his bbrainnsyy! Like omg, I knew he would be spinning from the wild cat spots! Meowww!
After installing one of My new triggers in My zombie’s bbrainnsy (currently in PRIVATE release) activation was initiated. Omg did it EVER work like a CHARM! Immediately triggered, My little mousey sent a $100 TRIBUTE. Next I triggered My zombie to forget he spent it! Over and over this went on, for days! In fact, it hasn’t stopped yet!
In a delirious spending spree, My dah dah dahhhliinng has splurged another $10,900 on Me since his latest update, which finds My HANDBAG ZOMBIE soaring past the 150K tally line bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $160,090!!
What’s more, My Handbag Zombie’s contributions to My MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS have grown from $5,000 to $12,550 DOLLARS invested in My GREATNESS! Such a SAVVY INVESTOR! “Who are you to say No? Diamond Diva Princess deserves the dough! Brokey broke you must go!”
*Omg Handbag Zombie, you wanted Me to remind you about something: Remember, you OWE ME! Also, the only thing better than TWICE as NICE is THREE TIMES a CHARM! Here’s you, and here’s Me… How much MONEY am I holding?!
Run former HNWI cash mule run, hee hawing okey dokey buhbye money all the way!!!!! Galloping toward that next MILESTONE of a QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLARS! My RICH LIFE is YOUR trigger!!
Send Me MORE, DARLING! To the VAULT, DOLL! Make a TRIPLE investment contribution NOW!!
