My Good Girl Sissub, newly appointed honorary Chanel Elfypoo, is having so much fun celebrating My Princessmas festivities, ever so joyous to be counted among My Elfypoo Entourage! Like omg being My elfypoo is the most wondrous gift you could ever receive! In gleeful exuberance, My Good girl has been a busy bee binge spendy spending on Me colossally. Starting off with a $100 tribute, followed by $250 tributes, $500 tributes, and increasing rapidly to $1,000 tributes and $2,000 tributes and $2,500 tributes! Omg LOVE it. My barbie brittany ultimately binge spendy spending SO MUCH MONEY on Me that he had to call both his bank and his credit card to verify his spending so that he could spend even MORE on Me! While he verified the thousands of dollars he was spending on Me, he let them know that he is My dolly and that he needs them to extend his credit so he could keep spending on Me! How cute is that?!
In a TWINKLING, within just a few short hours, My good girl sissub spent over $22,000 on Me! Yes, that’s right, 22 THOUSAND DOLLARS! Way to go!
Also, remember how he was supposed to buy the apology card for his ex Jessica? Omg he bought so for real the cutest most feminine sorry card ever. Like for sure no man on the planet would ever pick a card so super pretty, which only goes to show what we ALL know, that sissub has never ever been a man ever! Not only that but his message inside the card was written in hot pink gel pen with girly flourishes!
In between clicking & paying again & again for Me, I allowed My dolly to walk to the mailbox just down the street from its apartment wearing layers 
of pink frills to mail the apology card to Jessica. There were people all around since it was the weekend and I’m sure sissub must have looked totally funny and for sure it was so apparent to everyone that he is NOT a man and has never even been a man ever! Like no doubt they were all laughing at that super obvious fact! As if it were not already totally evident, like this for sure laid any question about that to rest, LMAO.
Like I even told My dolly that for real he shouldn’t even get to have the elfypoo position he requested and naturally he had to agree that is totally appropriate and that he should be given a position that like no one else would ever pick as their chosen elfypoo role, Lol. So, in this vein I have created a very amusing elfypoo position for My dolly sissub, which won’t be revealed until Princessmas Day! Here is a hint: It’s colorful, and crinklesssss$$$$, and culminates with a special elfypoo assignment!
Omg sissub you are SO curious to know what your new elfypoo position will entail. While you wait to find out, click here now and listen to My new holiday mp3 All I Want For Princessmas! It’s going to be your mosty most favorite Christmas jingle ever!
In the spirit of Princessmas, which of course is ALL for ME, NONE for YOU, I will be acknowledging the tallies of money pets that go above and beyond in their tributes to My Princessmas Celebrations throughout the Princessmas Holiday Season! The slaves who contribute the most over the Princessmas season will be announced to the world in the New Year! Omg compete with each other ruthlessly for the number one top tributer spot elfypoos!
Get ready for another round elfypoos, throwing cash as I dash through the top world-class shopping affairs the season has to offer!! If you’re not one of My elfypoo entourage yet, what are you waiting for??!
As one of My select ELFYPOO ENTOURAGE you will be in direct communication with Me all throughout the Holiday Season, kept abreast of the latest & greatest GLAMOUROUS Private & PERSONAL Princessmas Events for which YOUR monetary gifts will be required!! Keep on your toes elfy, this is IMPORTANT WORK, your HIGHEST CALLING!
Positions available:
- Starbucks Elfypoo
- Champagne Elfypoo
- DJ Elfypoo
- Swarovski Crystal Elfypoo
- Luxury Furs Elfypoo
- Chanel Elfypoo
- Shopping Elfypoo
APPLY NOW! Click Buy Now below and Send Payment. Email your reply to Me with your desired elfypoo position and receive detailed instructions directly from Me of what your ELFYPOO duties will be!
Additional tribute options: WISHTENDER
