Like omg My GOOD BOY lovey loves to binge spendy spend on Me with utter abandon!! Even though it’s only been a short time since My handbag zombie’s last update, My 60 THOUSAND DOLLAR piggie has already spent another $2700 DOLLARS on Me since this latest update, obsessively consumed with ever growing momentum to cross that next 70K tally line!!
This brings My handbag zombie’s current Grand Total Tally to over $63,000.00!! Omgomgomg! Under the spell of My Pink Jeweled Bell, the SNAP of My Pretty Little Fingers, caught in My SNAP TRAP!! *POP* goes his bubblegum bbrainn!
Contributing to My luxury furs, My Bottled Wealth Fine Fragrance Collection, My Crown Jewels, My Champagne & Caviar lifestyle! Bowed low on zombie knees, delirious to open each new PINK POISON DOSE as soon as I release it! Omg My GOOD BOY waits on PINS and NEEDLES for My next command, as soon as a command arrives from Me, he obeys!
So NUMB to succumb to the DUMB, spending on Me a Very Big Sum! Dumb for Me is SO much FUN!!!!!!
Like omg My little mousey, you LOVE to spend it ALL on Me. So weak for My Fur Glamour glamour and dominant blonde beauty, I control your mind with My triggers! Who’s My GOOD BOY??! you’re My good boy, clicky clicking like a GOOD BOY does!
Do it, do it now, do it again your agenda is to surrender!
Pick up the tab for My SNOW LEOPARD CALF SKIN Knee High Stiletto-Heeled BOOTS NOW! Like omg is that not THE absolute MOST?! Behold My new boots that YOU pay for; the most totally over-the-top luxurious, most beautiful boots ever in the world! And YOU PAY as I walk all over you and take it ALL!
Omg you feel SO WEAK, sweetie! Mindlessly you CLICK and add another brick to that MOUNTAIN of CASH you pile at My pretty feet!
*SNAP*
CLICK HERE to read all about My 60 Grand Piggie HANDBAG ZOMBIE!!
