Even though it’s only been a short time since My handbag zombie’s latest update, My 200 THOUSAND DOLLAR piggybank has already spent another $13,450 DOLLARS on Me bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $231,275 DOLLARS spent ALL on ME! Soooo close to that QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLAR tally line omg! he just keeps spending those 50 Grand increments on Me faster and faster, it’s crazy!
With just a glimpse of Me wearing My new vintage Liquid Platinum Silver gown My Handbag Zombie dropped to his knees and proceeded to spend OVER $3,000 on Me in just over an hour!
A facet of My GODDESS NATURE revealed as My silver gown flows over My Goddess Incarnate curves, My handbag zombie now even deeper under the allurement of My DIAMOND LIGHT which glows in his bbrainnsyy like a BEACON, beckoning for him to surrender ALL at My Perfect Feet. $$$$
My Siren Call is so alluring, it is far more POWERFUL than a mere mortal can possibly resist. Like civilizations before them, My slaves crumble to their knees!
Wallet draining after wallet draining My groveling good boy pays extra special prices to purchase and repurchase My sparkling GEMS over and over again, because as groveling good boys well know, the ONLY thing better than buying EVERY item in My Capitalistic Blonde Collection is buying EVERY item TWICE, and omg THREE TIMES a CHARM!!
My CA$H MULE lovey loves to LOAD UP those big bags-o-CA$H as he neighs Hee Haw Okey Dokey Buhbye Money all the way! Kissing it ALL buhbye as it is transferred over to MY holdings, dahling!
My left Mary Jane shoe or My right lacy ankle sock capriciously demand tribute be paid over & over again, and even My ROYAL PILLOW commands deference and monetary reward for the pure fact that it exists under My feet and yet is SO FAR above you! Like omg. It is GOOD to GROVEL for GODDESS!
With My DEEPEST SECRET EXTRACTOR ACTIVATED all your financial details are Mine! Be ready to sign it ALL over to ME like a GOOD BOY should… family jewels, ready cash, properties, stocks and bonds! ALL MINE dahling ALL MINE! Fill My handbag to overflowing with what used to be YOUR money! Lavish Me with LUXURY $$$$$$$$!
Lie back and relax as your head NODS let Diamond Diva Princess TURN the KNOBS!
you’re doing such a GOOD JOB, doll, but now… the PRETZEL DIAMOND!
Just wait until you see what new trigger will activate at the crossing of that QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLAR tally line DAHLING! Like omgsiesss you are on PINSSS and NEEDLESSSS to find out!
$$$ Run little mousey run, round and round that MONEY WHEEL! QUARTER of a MILL OBSESSED! Hee hawing okey dokey buhbye money all the way!!!! Galloping toward that next MILESTONE of a QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLARS! Spend MORE on ME today! you KNOW you NEED to click & PAY for Me again & again! It feels SO GOOD to SPEND it ALL on ME!
Send Me MORE, DARLING! To the VAULT, DOLL! Meet Me in your private office ready to SIGN it ALL over to Me! you can’t resist My SIREN CALL! LIQUIDATE your assets to send more big fat tribbies NOW!!
