HRH Elitist Financial Worship Royalty – Financial Worship Princess and Celebrity Money Domineiress issues the following alluringly feminine ROYAL DECREE:
Dolly Dearest Sweet Stephanie: Like omgomgomg Dolly Dearest, being My GOOD GIRL is your favy fav thing in the whole wide worldsiessss! My ditzy dolly dearest lovey loves to do whatever I say, and PAY and PAY and PAY!! Listen NOW to My special Blah Blah Blah Trigger Escalator mp3, bowing down on DOLLY KNEES!
As you listen your itsy bitsy teensy weensy super cutesypie bbrainnsypoo becomes total mushy mush pink fluffy fluff while you pour a BIG GLASS of WOOZY WINE & GIRLY GIRL TIME! SIPPY SIP & CLICKY CLICK, install My Siren Seductress spell! miss mary mackkkkk!
Ditzy Dolly Fredrica: Omg DOLLY FREDRICA, you KNOW you need another dose of My Girl Glam soooo bad, it’s going to feel soooo good to click for Me! Get ready for your next sparkly dose of My Super Addictive Pretty Pink Poison.. My bbrainn tickles in your head! Like omgsssssss with every giggly click My Pink Poison RUSH takes over your mind more & more! The allure of My Pink Sparkle Charm is irresistable! It’s WHAT YOU WORK ALL WEEK FOR ditzy dollykins!
Handbag Zombie: I KNOW you can’t resist the urge to binge spendy spend on Me with total abandon, sweetie! you love to watch your net worth dwindle and dwindle as the contrasting mountain of cold hard CASH you pile at My perfect feet grows ever bigger!!! It’s SUCH an addictive RUSH! My unparalleled greed and blonde glamour lure you endlessly, deeper and deeper into My web of womanly wiles, ensnared by My feminine charms! Omg *FHNWI* you are so totally caught in My SNAP TRAP! We are SO excited because it’s FUR SEASON, time for ME to wrap Myself in luxurious furs and time for YOU to buy MORE fine furs for THE Fur Glamour Princess and Fur Boss, Diamond Diva Princess!! Blah Blah Blah! CLICK! meowwwww
Dolly Xora: Like omg your teensy weensy bbrainnsy is craving another fix of My Pretty Poison Dose, so bad. My dolly xora’s itsy bitsy bbrainnsy lovey loves fermenting in My Pretty Pink Poison! Install My new Blah Blah Blah trigger now, programmed mindless, forgetful and obedient, just like a good girl should be! *Full On dolly BIMBO BARBIE MODE Activated!*
