Piggy davey, Champagne Elfypoo, finds the URGE to SPEND it ALL on Me so irresistable, that he actually tried to run away and deactivated his NF account in a silly attempt to resist Me, Lol.

Barely a month later who should call on NF but piggy davey, weak, susceptible, and ever so EAGER to SPEND on Me again. Sending not one but two 500 DOLLAR champagne tributes, he spent another $$ GRAND $$ on ME within minutes! Following up this session with another tribute to glimpse the luxurious indulgence of My Pink Champagne Princessmas Party, My piggy davey is off to a good start on the next THOUSAND dollars added to that Mountain of CASH he piles at My perfect feet! Good job, champagne elfypoo. I know you can’t resist but to send ANOTHER Dom Perignon tribute now!

After reading the latest update on his PAYPIG trophy page, Handbag Zombie, Luxury Furs elfypoo, installed My newest mesmerism trigger CLICK AMNESIA Babble Program in his empty head. Omg this was such a very good idea, as this mesmerism program is extremely dangerous & super powerful, triggering you to total Click Amnesia delirium to spendy spend on Me! 

After listening to this adorable trigger, My handbag zombie begged to call Me on NF. A few minutes and 500 dollars of PAY FOR PLUSH tributes later and I granted approval for this call. As My handbag zombie was on the phone with Me paying 10 dollars every minute, he clicked 3 more Pay for Plush Tributes at $250 dollars each, spending a total of $1400 DOLLARS on Me within mere minutes.

Omg Handbag Zombie, I demand another exotic spotted fur NOW, send another PAY for PLUSH tribute toward My next fine fur acquisition!

Dolly Dearest, Starbucks Elfypoo, joyfully tributed for another Starbucks Reload invigorating My Princessmas Tree decorating party with caffeinated liquid candy festivity! My lucky little dollykins was privileged with a glimpse of My Pretty Platinum Princessmas Tree dripping with Swarovski Crystal once My decorating party was wrapped up! Omg Dolly Dearest, look in your NF inbox now for your next Princessmas spending opportunity!

Trophy Pig Gary, Caviar Elfypoo, was back on a roll, spending another $1525 DOLLARS on Me since last elfypoo update. Feverish for another hit of My Click & Pay Drug, he compulsively indulged My refined taste for the finest caviar in the WORLD!

Omg gary, you don’t fight it, because it’s going to feel soooo good to click it! you KNOW you need to feel that RUSH, look in your NF inbox now, fetch that hit!

In the spirit of Princessmas, which of course is ALL for ME, NONE for YOU, I have a very special announcement: I will be acknowledging the tallies of money pets that go above and beyond in their tributes to My Princessmas Celebrations throughout the Princessmas Holiday Season! The 3 slaves who contribute the most over the Princessmas season will be announced to the world on January 2nd! Omg compete with each other ruthlessly for the number one top tributer spot elfypoos!

Get ready for another round elfypoos, throwing cash as I dash through the top world-class shopping affairs the season has to offer!! If you’re not one of My elfypoo entourage yet, what are you waiting for??!

As one of My select ELFYPOO ENTOURAGE you will be in direct communication with Me all throughout the Holiday Season, kept abreast of the latest & greatest GLAMOUROUS Private & PERSONAL Princessmas Events for which YOUR monetary gifts will be required!! Keep on your toes elfy, this is IMPORTANT WORK, your HIGHEST CALLING!

Positions available:

  • Starbucks Elfypoo
  • Champagne Elfypoo
  • Caviar Elfypoo
  • Swarovski Crystal Elfypoo
  • Luxury Furs Elfypoo
  • Gift Shopping Elfypoo

APPLY NOW! Click Buy Now below and Send Payment. Email your reply to Me with your desired elfypoo position and receive detailed instructions directly from Me of what your ELFYPOO duties will be!

Introducing the first annual Aurora Moravian Advent Day!

Goddess Sparkle, sibling of the sun and moon, I am starlight. Bringing light to mortals and immortals; I rise upon My celestial dais, radiating a stream of light which overthrows the darkness below, overflows the skies, in a celebration of My Divine Diamond Light, a ceremonious glorification of My effervescent illumination.

Don’t miss your chance to be involved in this first annual Aurora Moravian Advent!