Clicking BUY NOW to listen to My new Pretty Pink Nirvana mp3 My Drone Aaron contacted Me after his pay day this past month:
“I want to tell you something. Last month I was moving apartments, so I had to be a bit careful. Sorry for not giving all the feedback a feeble attempt at resisting. Before this month’s pay day, I tried to delete your mp3s but could not bring myself to do it. I couldn’t even delete a small 100 x 100 pixel picture I saved from your websites because who knows maybe i’ll need to stare at it for hours in the future. You’re my favourite person and listening to your golden voice is my favourite thing to do second to just gazing at your beauty. You’ve obviously hypnotized me to not bother you when I haven’t any money and any money in my account needs to be got rid of. So I’ve got some money that I set aside for my move, but I’ve just had the best idea ever. 1000 dollar phone call? May I please”
How funny that My Drone Aaron tried to make such a feeble attempt at resisting as not writing all his testimonies Lol. Naturally, spending ALL that money on ME is way more important than paying those pesky moving expenses!
In response to this request, I told Drone Aaron that after he clicked BUY NOW again & again, then and only then could he call Me, graciously granting him the privilege of paying $50 EVERY MINUTE to speak with Me! And so it was!
Read what DRONE AARON has to say about this for yourself:
“Diamond Diva Princess weaves her magic on every call /clip /message. I’m too far gone and not only do I not care I consider myself lucky. I had 1000 dollars and she took 800 before I got on the phone with her. She’s just so good at what she does.” ~ Drone Aaron
After checking his bank statements and realizing that there hasn’t been a month in the past 2 years where he hasn’t spent money on Me, he exuberantly spent EVEN MORE! Clicking & paying again for Me, My Drone Aaron rhapsodized over the religious experience of watching My Pink Divoon Lovey Love Spell after looping my new Pretty Pink Nirvana, as he tributed again!
Signing up to be part of My ELFYPOO ENTOURAGE, he begged to be allowed the position of ‘Champagne & Caviar Elfypoo’. Upon being granted this coveted elfypoo position he was allowed the distinct honor of sending another $250 tribute to pick up the tab on a bottle of the newest vintage of Dom Perignon for My glamorous holiday champagne toast!
What a GOOD BOY Drone Aaron, spending $1750 on Me in short order! My newly appointed Champagne & Caviar elfypoo is delirious to binge spendy spend even MORE on Me!! The MORE you SPEND on Me the MORE you crave to spend EVEN MORE on Me!! It’s SUCH a RUSH!! $$$ Bow down before My Grace, praising My name to the highest heavens as you give unto Me all your earthly possessions!
Click BUY NOW and watch My new Pink Pinup Princessmas, an awe-inspiring, illuminating display of My Feminine Power & Pretty Pink Glamour!!
In the spirit of Princessmas, which of course is ALL for ME, NONE for YOU, I will be acknowledging the tallies of money pets that go above and beyond in their tributes to My Princessmas Celebrations throughout the Princessmas Holiday Season! The slaves who contribute the most over the Princessmas season will be announced to the world in the New Year! Omg compete with each other ruthlessly for the number one top tributer spot elfypoos!
Get ready for another round elfypoos, throwing cash as I dash through the top world-class shopping affairs the season has to offer!! If you’re not one of My elfypoo entourage yet, what are you waiting for??!
As one of My select ELFYPOO ENTOURAGE you will be in direct communication with Me all throughout the Holiday Season, kept abreast of the latest & greatest GLAMOUROUS Private & PERSONAL Princessmas Events for which YOUR monetary gifts will be required!! Keep on your toes elfy, this is IMPORTANT WORK, your HIGHEST CALLING!
Positions available:
APPLY NOW! Click Buy Now below and Send Payment. Email your reply to Me with your desired elfypoo position and receive detailed instructions directly from Me of what your ELFYPOO duties will be!
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