In My email inbox:
From: Drone Jarod
Subject: DUMDUM MONKEY Update ( in response to dumdum monkeys video above!)
“$$$ Please accept the accompanying tribute.
$$$ Your confident laughter in the video clip of Your dumdum dolly monkey boy is coquettish, commandeering, and commanding. Your laughter and the way You say “darling” mesmerizes, mesmerismtizes, becharms, and bespells me.
Some talk of serendipity. As The 24-karat Golden Lorelei You possess and wickedly wield whimsically, wittingly, and winningly SIRENDIPITY.
$$$ You know i know it’s impossible to resist You bewitching me capriciously and cruelly.
$$$ What is Thy bidding?”
Good boy DRONE JAROD! Attaching a tribute is the good boy way to send an email message to Me. And omg, you love to be a good boy for Me.
Omg My Siren Spell is irresistable. you must succumb completely to My alluringly gorgeous Golden Voice of which every lilting tone is mesmerizingally addictive. Here is My bidding, install My NUMB programming in your empty head now.
Exploiting YOUR weakness.. devouring your mind as you succumb *NUMB* to the allure of My mesmerizing programming. When you hear the dulcet tones of My Golden Voice you forget everything else. Everything in the whole wide world drifts away and all you can think about is My pretty voice in your ear.. by the time you regain consciousness My post-mesmerizing trigger is already embedded DEEP within your mind.
Laced with subliminals and binaural beats, listen at your own risk! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, listen now.
