NEW UPDATE!! Once again My handbag zombie attempted to close his NF account to no avail, as within days he was back with yet another new name, ‘DDP Zombie’, delirious to begin the binge!
As I stated in My recent interview with ‘The Sun, Fabulous Magazine‘: “Another guy just spent $100,000 on me and he wants to spend a quarter of a million next. He’s been doing it faster and faster, it’s crazy.” This quote drives handbag zombie totally over the edge in his feverish desire to SPEND it ALL on Me! Omg he lovey loves it.
This update finds My handbag zombie binge spendy spending in a frenzy to the tune of another $9,850 ALL for ME, bringing his current grand total tally to nearly $114,000 DOLLARS!
“I can’t help it, your majestic presence on TV, magazines. So glamorous.” – handbag zombie
My opulence is unparalleled, My insatiable Greed so irresistable! My handbag zombie lives to fund My luxury! As I toast Cristal champagne, sipping the golden light of it’s starlight effervescence, My handbag zombie pays $300 dollars a bottle for My exquisite taste. Such gorgeous extravagance is My indulgence.
Among My favored luxury excursions are trips to the Fur Salon. One of My latest additions to My Fine Fur Collection is My cream mink by Somper Furs, Beverly Hills. During one of My most recent excursions to the Fur Salon I was talking about My love of spotted furs with My fur consultant. I absolutely adore the most rare and exotic furs on the planet. As it turns out, this fur salon has a collection of private rare furs in the Fur Vault. These are very rare and very expensive exotic furs which are highly unattainable for the mass populace. But considering I have special privilege, these furs are especially available just for Me. My Fur Consultant ordered the courier to “Bring in the cats!” from the Vault for My perusal. I told My handbag zombie that he would be honored with the gift of purchasing My spotted furs for Me! Having been taken on the phone with Me to the fur salon once before, he was so beyond elated for this special new opportunity to spend on Me.
I selected a full length OCELOT coat with a beautiful baroque lining, and large mink collar, and a gorgeous pristine vintage 1940’s JAGUAR coat. Omg they are the epitome of Fur GLAMOUR. There are VERY few of these exotic spotted fur coats in the WORLD, which makes them all the more exquisite additions to My Luxury Fine Fur Collection! And just imagine, My lucky little mousey was allowed to pick up the tab on this fine fur extravaganza!
*Omg zombie, whenever you send a big tribute you will find you have become even MORE mesmerismtized and mindwashed to spoil Me uncontrollably without free will or thought, max out credit cards and dig a hole of debt to spend on Me, and become evermore fanatically obsessed to spend a quarter of a MILLION DOLLARS on Me at once!*
Omg click BUY NOW below sweetie and RUSH out of the gate straight toward that QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLAR marker! Run former HNWI cash mule run, hee hawing okey dokey buhbye money all the way!!!!! My RICH LIFE is YOUR trigger!!
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