After his most recent update My Handbag Zombie went on another binge, 70K obsessed with financial obsession fervor to fund My extravagant luxury lifestyle to the hilt! About a week after this, give or take, a call came through on NF announcing a “new caller”.
When someone joins NF they receive 3 free promotional minutes. It seems everyone that joins wants to call Me because I have the most expensive and luxurious listings. Naturally I decline these type of calls. They can use their 3 minutes elsewhere and call Me later with their account loaded up! So this promotional call came in and I declined it. Then I saw it was My HANDBAG ZOMBIE on a new account.
I emailed telling him to call back. Within minutes My phone rang, and the first thing I asked was what happened? My handbag zombie (*FHNWI*) confessed to Me that he had tried to leave NF in a fruitless attempt to resist My Siren Call, to the extent of totally closing his account Lol. Well lookie look who was back! In fact, My handbag zombie only made more work for himself because when he finally caved in (which of course was inevitable!) he had to go through all the trouble of making a new account to call Me, and what’s more, his resistance only lasted a week or so, Lol.
He is so excited to have this new account that no one knows about but Me. Whenever he checked his email in his old NF account, he deleted all the messages except the ones from ME, because all the rest were SPAM. Then after he deleted the others he would CLICK SEND PAYMENT on ALL My emails like My GOOD BOY lovey loves! But now with his new account, there are no emails from anyone else and ONLY ME, which is just as it should be!
BAM! Began his next binge! At this point he was at a current Grand Total Tally of $68,375.00 and I told him I would be updating his tally here on PAYPIG.net so I wanted him to click BUY NOW again to raise that tally to $68,500.00.
Well he didn’t stop there! he kept clicking and paying, purchasing My *FHNWI* (Former) High Net Worth Individual mindwash mp3 again and again at $200 DOLLARS a POP! Giddy up galloping head long to RUIN, click after click, under the spell of My new Blah blah blah post-mesmerizing trigger! Deliriously 70K OBSESSED!
With only a little way left to go in surpassing the 70k marker, My handbag zombie sent a $500 DOLLAR TRIBUTE which took him SOARING past 70 THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Announcing the 70 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My HANDBAG ZOMBIE who has now crossed that 70k tally line after spending OVER $3575 DOLLARS on Me this update period, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $70,250.00!! OMG what a GOOD BOY!! Soaring past 70k, gnawing at the bit for that next head-spinning goal of 80 THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Omg behold Me in all My Platinum Blonde Splendor, wearing My GOLDEN ISLAND FOX FUR as I gleefully & greedily announce My new 70k TROPHY PIG, Handbag Zombie and his new goal of $80,0000 DOLLARS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPDP9MvGuBQ
Omg handbag zombie, just imagine the RUSH when you skyrocket OVER 80k, you KNOW it’s going to feel SO good!
SEE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU CAN BINGE SPENDY SPEND ON ME TODAY! Omg the bigger that total tally you spend on Me gets the better it feels!
Click BUY NOW below sweetie and RUSH out of the gate toward that 80k tally line, straight toward the 80k marker, make it count! Run little *FHNWI* cash mule run, hee hawing okey dokey buhbye money all the way!!!!! Pay for Plush! My RICH LIFE is YOUR trigger!!
*Blah blah blah.. CLICK!*
