Even though, once again, it’s only been a short time since My handbag zombie’s latest update, My 200 THOUSAND DOLLAR piggybank has spent yet another $8,700 DOLLARS on Me since his most recent tally, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $239,975 DOLLARS spent ALL on ME! Omgsiesssss SO HOT!
Can you just imagine it?? Nearly a QUARTER of a MILLION dahling, a QUARTER of a MILLIONNN spent ALL on ME! ALL on ME!! Deservedly so! And it only makes Me WANT MORE dahling! Just a mere $25 dollars shy of $240,000 and then… BAM! It’s a short sprint and My handbag zombie becomes My QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLAR PIGGYBANK, Beneficial (for ME!) Banker!
With each wallet drain My money mousey gets weaker & weaker, cravey craving that next hit of binge spendy spending MORE and MORE on Me!!! *Pat pat pat*
Like omg the BIGGER the amount spent in one swoop the bigger the RUSH! $$$$ Oh, yes$$$$$ sweetie pie dumdum, the MORE you SPEND on ME the BETTER it FEELS! I am the cutest, most adorably greedy GODDESS on the planet, you cannot resist My SIREN CALL!
My GOOD BOY lovey loves to binge spendy spend on Me excessively, in an extreme effort to satiate My gorgeous Insatiable Greed!
One by one, each Pay for Plush Tribbiessss after the other, My handbag zombie eagerly sends$$$$ to Me; funds for his vacation home, business bonuses, liquified assets, investments and savings, ALL to satisfy My Glorious Glamorous Glittering Power! Oh beautiful, beautiful, Lovely Loot, all Mine! How marvelous, My Millionaire Minion, moving mountains of CA$H to pile at My Perfect Feet, bowed low before My lacy ankle sox and Mary Jane shoes!
Behold the newest addition to My Fine Fur Collection, one of THREE new furs just added to the fur wing of My walk-in closet, ALL paid for by My lucky Handbag Zombie! This luxuriously ultra plush Saks Fifth Ave Vintage Mahogany Ranch Mink with glamorous shawl collar in striking contrast with My DIVINE BLONDE CURLS is guaranteed to unhinge the weakened resolve of his rickety wobbly wagon of resistance!
CAVE for ME!!!!! RELAPS$$$$$$$$$E!
Just wait until you see what new trigger will activate at the crossing of that QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLAR tally line DAHLING! Like omgsiesss you are on PINSSS and NEEDLESSSS to find out!
$$$ Run little mousey run, round and round that MONEY WHEEL! QUARTER of a MILL OBSESSED! Hee hawing okey dokey buhbye money all the way!!!! Galloping toward that next MILESTONE of a QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLARS! Spend MORE on ME today! you KNOW you NEED to click & PAY for Me again & again! It feels SO GOOD to SPEND it ALL on ME!
Send Me MORE, DARLING! To the VAULT, DOLL! Meet Me in your private office ready to SIGN it ALL over to Me! LIQUIDATE your assets to send more big fat tribbies NOW!!
