NEW UPDATE!! My electric SNAPS reverberating in his empty head, My Pink Jeweled Bell controls his mind! Caught in My SNAP TRAP, My handbag zombie tributes not only Me, but even just one of My MARY JANE Shoes, so far above him; My ROYAL PILLOW deserves his tributes, and My Ankle Strap Heels walk all over his heart, which he offers to Me so totally!
Announcing the 175 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My HANDBAG ZOMBIE who has now crossed that 175K tally line after spending over $15,000 on Me since last tally, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $175,555 spent ALL on Me!!
Omg DARLING I am THE CUTEST, THE most GLAMOROUS, the most GREEDY and HAUGHTY! you simply cannot resist My Fluffy FURS everywhere, DOLL! I toss them luxuriously on My velvet chaise longue, not careful at all, knowing it will just make you FALL to PIECES to spend THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of DOLLARS on MORE furs for Me, melty melty mushy mush for My unparalleled opulence & luxury!
My RICH LIFE is YOUR trigger!
As My MILLIONAIRE CLUB ASSET, My handbag zombie loves to ring Me on the phone *RING RING CHA-CHING!* to let Me know that My BANK is OPEN! Investing double and triple and multiple contributions to My MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENTS endlessly! With his total contributions soaring from $12,550 to $19,000 this tally!
What’s more My handbag zombie has now clicked 92 notches on the Pay for Plush tribbies, which are $250 a POP, however this past tally the price of these tributes went soaring as high as $700 a piece! Omgsss what a GOOD BOY for ME! Omg yes dah dah dahling, you better believe it, I’m going to sit right here while you spend THOUSANDS on Me EVERY day!
Like omg My Handbag Zombie’s favy fav new thingy is getting to pay a SPECIAL PRICE way more than everyone else pays! $$$ LMAO LOVE it.
Run former HNWI cash mule run, hee hawing okey dokey buhbye money all the way!!!!! Galloping toward that next MILESTONE of a QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLARS!
Send Me MORE, DARLING! To the VAULT, DOLL! LIQUIDATE your assets to send more big fat tribbies NOW!!