Paypig Update! dolly Michelle makes a good start on My primrose path of primp and preen as My click & pay dolly!
Under the spell of My glamorous TV and magazine appearances, My dolly Michelle just cannot resist My feminine allure, fluttering about Me as all little dolly fairies do! Like omg My SPARKLE CHARM is so powerful just be nearing Me makes you evermore femme and you just can’t even help it!
We have been having so much fun as I dictate dolly Michelle’s new life as My click & pay dolly! Like omg dolly SLUMBER PARTY games & girl talk! This is how I so effortlessly program his empty plastic head with My dolly creation transformation enchantment! With every giggle and every gorgeous syllable, My Golden Voice adjusts his bbrainnsy to girly frequencies!
Enraptured by My Ultra Femininity and GIRL MAGICK My dolly michelle pays through the nose every minute to talk to Me on the phone as I discuss the next steps in dolly’s girly agenda:
- Throw away all man clothes except 3 shirts, 2-3 pairs of pants.
- Throw away all ugly man underwear.
- Order sparkly red stiletto heeled pumps.
- Also order bubblegum pink ballerina heels with padlocks on the ankles.
- Call each of dolly’s former girlfriends and apologize for not being honest. Tell each of them the total truth, the actual reason for the breakup, which of course is that he is, and was always, and will ALWAYS BE, a TOTAL dolly! Then apologize for wasting their time.
While devotedly completing all of the above dolly duties, My dolly michelle has been busy spending on Me to the tune of another $5,160 DOLLARS since last update! This brings dolly’s current Grand Total Tally to almost $20,000, and that is only a partial recent tally!
Considering dolly michelle’s previous estimation that he may have spent about $30,000 DOLLARS of his pension fund on Me by that time, add this new tally on and just see where he’s at now! It won’t be long before 40 THOUSAND DOLLARS of his pension fund is spent ALL on Me! And omg what a way to spend it! Like for sure, it’s way more exciting to SPEND ALL THAT MONEY on ME than to leave it sitting in his pension fund! I want it ALL dolly michelle! Time to tell Me exactly what the balance is, sitting in there just waiting for ME to spend it!
Now dolly Michelle has confessed to Me that his neighbor who reminds him of his ex-girlfriend works at the local gym and is also involved in his community homeowner’s association. dolly michelle speculated about whether or not it might be a good idea for him to wear his new sparkle heels to the gym to walk on the treadmill. That was not a very smart thing to say if he had any question about doing it, because of course I confirmed that it is a Very Good Idea and now he’s going to be walking on the treadmill at his local gym in front of his neighbor in RED SPARKLE HEELS and a pink leotard, Lol. Like for sure the whole neighborhood is going to know what a total dolly he is! Can you imagine all the rumors?!
And here’s what dolly Michelle has to say about these latest developments:
“I am a click and pay dolly. She is the ultimate Princess, I so adore her.”
Call Me now dolly Michelle! It’s time to pick up those shoes from the mail store and get your workout girly gear together! Omg time to implement more girly agenda! Like omgssss you LOVEY LOVE Me SO, being My dolly Dolly is the besty best!
