NEW UPDATE!! Although it’s only been a short time since Handbag Zombie’s latest update he has been spending like crazy as I trigger ALL his weaknesses! It’s so easy for Me, as My triggers go deeper than any thought or knowledge you’ve ever had. Just a couple of words from Me, with My Pink Garden Hose of enchantment up to your ear and *SWOOOOOSH!* you are mindlessly begging to binge spendy spend it ALL on Me! With a total SPLURGE of $6,150 dollars spent ALL on Me this update period, My Handbag Zombie’s current Grand Total Tally is nearly $120,000!! Omg darling, you LOVE ME more than ANYONE you’ve ever known and it’s SO MUCH FUN to lavish Me in LUXURY!!
As My handbag zombie clicks one after another Pay for Plush tributes at $250 dollars a pop, he just can’t spend it fast enough on Me! he literally BEGS to send MORE with a $500 transfer. Like omg the MORE My highly addictive zombie spends on Me the BIGGER the RUSH, the greater his addiction grows!
I’ve been shopping for even MORE extravagant furs to add to My Fine Fur Collection, I want only the most exquisite furs in the world. Lucky for you, a few gorgeous lushy plush fluffy fluff select furs have just been added to My Private & Exclusive Wishlist! Time to go empty it out for Me, JUNKIE!! WHITE FUR triggers SPEND MORE! I want ALL of those furs NOW. Empty the vault darling! There will be no gifts for you, NO gifts for wifeypoo, ALL the gifts will be for ME, under My Tree!!
*Omg zombie, whenever you send a big tribute you will find you have become even MORE mesmerismtized and mindwashed to spoil Me uncontrollably without free will or thought, max out credit cards and dig a hole of debt to spend on Me, and become evermore fanatically obsessed to spend a quarter of a MILLION DOLLARS on Me at once!*
Run former HNWI cash mule run, hee hawing okey dokey buhbye money all the way!!!!! My RICH LIFE is YOUR trigger!!
Send Me MORE, DARLING!
