As top financial Princess, My Financial Worship paypig spends over $100,000 enthralled by My high-end Financial Worship, setting his new goal of spending a QUARTER of a MILLION!
Not long after his latest update, My Handbag Zombie was immediately triggered to binge spendy spend on Me yet again with TOTAL abandon, 100k OBSESSED! Omg the higher the amount of money My FHNWI zombie spends on Me, the faster he spends MORE & MORE, in a never-ending quest to satisfy My insatiable greed!! It’s soooo addictive to fund My RICH LIFE, watching your net worth dwindle & dwindle as you pile your monetary wealth at My Perfect Feet!! Lavishing Me with WEALTH, ASSETS, & RICHES is the greatest THRILL on earth!
In the midst of spendy spending, zombie came up with a great idea. Telling his wifey about all the money he is spending on Me will cause her to divorce him, and although she’ll get half of what he currently has, after that *I* will receive ALL his future earnings! I had an even better idea, zombie should spend it ALL on Me, and then tell wifey, and she’ll get half of NOTHING, and I’ll get ALL his future earnings too! “Good point” My zombie exclaimed.. ALL+ ALL = ALL!!!
Spending THOUSANDS in a furious race to the finish, My handbag zombie cleared out all the fine furs from My wish list soaring past that 100 THOUSAND DOLLAR LINE in record time!
Announcing the $100,000 CROWNING Moment for My HANDBAG ZOMBIE who has now crossed that 100K tally line after spending $7100 DOLLARS on Me this update period, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $103,885.00!! OMG way to go GOOD BOY!!
Galloping headlong to RUIN, soaring past 100 GRAND, gnawing at the bit for that next dazzling goal of $150,000 DOLLARS.. but wait, My handbag zombie has jumped the gun, setting his next personal goal at spending a QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLARS on ME!
*Omg zombie, whenever you send a big tribute you will find you have become even MORE mesmerismtized and mindwashed to spoil Me uncontrollably without free will or thought, max out credit cards and dig a hole of debt to spend on Me, and become evermore fanatically obsessed to spend a quarter of a MILLION DOLLARS on Me at once!*
Omg click BUY NOW below sweetie and RUSH out of the gate straight toward that QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLAR marker! Run little *FHNWI* cash mule run, hee hawing okey dokey buhbye money all the way!!!!! My RICH LIFE is YOUR trigger!! Listen NOW to your special $100,000 Golden Star Commemorative mp3!
One is not enough, My inbox you must stuff! *Caught in My SNNAAPP TTRRAAPPP* BUY NOW! meowww
I am the BLONDE GODDESS, bow down before Me with WALLET extended!
