My newest trophy pig is dolly STEFFI! Featured front page and center on PAYPIG.net! Omg Dolly Steffi’s page will be updated regularly with all the pink sparkly details of My paypiggy pony dolly Steffi’s oink oink neighh PAY PAY PAY dash to the tally line!! $$$
My new dolly Steffi started by joining My DIAMOND PALACE & DIAMOND PALACE, which is really such a good idea. Like omg, to be privy to the personal and precious things I post in My members area for My drone disciples & paypiggy ponies is the besty best thing ever! Under the influence of My Pretty Pink Programming, dolly Steffi took the next step by clicking BUY NOW to embed My Sissy in WONDERLAND mesmerism in *her* empty head!
After binging for a few days dolly Steffi tried to run away, but that didn’t last. Before long My new dolly came crawling back, right where *she* belongs, at My Perfect Feet! After installing My *Delicious Pink Intoxicants* bombarding *her* itsy bitsy bbrainnsypoo with My PINKNESSES, My ASMR tickly tingle triggered total submission to My Supreme Will and it was time to run a dolly diagnostic on My new dolly. Omg! the super exciting results showed that dolly Steffi was born with the DDP dolly Cell which had been lying latent, now activated by My dolly programming, triggering a jump start to the dolly cell response mechanism, with a pink sparkle connection initiated to the dopamine center of dolly Steffi’s brain! Omg the transformation was at hand!
Next I performed minor psychotronic brain surgery on My dolly dolly, installing My SNAP programming, the relay between SNAP and SNAP TRAP caused a pink woozy woo meltdown in the circuits of bbrainnsy, this was the ideal time to install My confusion induction BUBBLEGUM BBRAINN POP and fuse the circuits Tickled Pink! omgsiessssssss dolly Steffi’s mind was wiped clean and the reprogramming of *her* mind with the sparkle charm of My PINK PERSUASIAN had begun!
Read for yourself what dolly Steffi had to say about this sparkly progression:
“Mushy mushy mind is oh so tiny Princess. Can’t think just pink. Blink blink blink, and silly funny; good piggies give Princess all their money.”
“My dolly head was full of icky male thoughts and silly worries. Princess’s SUPER PINK made my silly dolly head go oink oink neigh the thoughts away. Pay pay pay!”
“The wisdom of Princess and her guidance are just divine.”
“Princess gets lost in my head as my thoughts a washed away and replaced with pretty sweet sparkles. Her Pinknesses make me glaze over, in a fit of girlishness.”
“My poor little brainsypoo cannot keep up with her rapid fire words. Thoughts go buh bye as the popping continues. Nappy nap time as I click and buy now, my brain all fuzzy fluffy. Silly boys pay Princess.”
“Princess is a goddess, walking far above all men. She has ensnared me in pinkest bondage of the soul! I bow in adulation to her.”
Blank Barbies Banish Boyness
This ditzy drone devotion fired off a string of clickity click BUY NOW as My dolly dolly installed GEM after Pretty Pink GEM in bbrainnsy, My Pink Programming now totally 100% controlling My dolly Steffi’s mind!
Like omg My dolly Steffi is like My paypiggy paper dolly, such was the extent of My PINK WORDS, GOLDEN VOICE, and Platinum Blonde Visuals in *her* head that all My dolly could think was “Blank Barbies Banish Boyness” and obsess over needing to dress in Pretty Pinknesses to reflect My PINKNESS in *her* head!
This was such a totally cute idea that I told My dolly Steffi to have the shirt made with this super cute slogan in Pretty Pink! Omg My dolly was soooo excited when this shirt was delivered to *her* door, she could hardly contain her girlish glee! With “Diamond Diva Princess owns me” printed on the back, this is dolly Steffi’s new work uniform and cutesypie girly girl costume!
Off to the races! The paypiggy pony race!
Last night it was off to the races for dolly Steffi’s very first piggy pony giddy up & click! Like omg you LOVEY LOVE to squeal oink oink neighh as you PAY PAY PAY!! There’s nothing on earth like the RUSH of spending it ALL on Me!! Right off My dolly Steffi was delirious to post all about it on the Social Media wall in My DIAMOND PALACE:
“Like OMG, tonight Princess took me on my first trip out to the races. We played and dolly raced to write pretty poems and and send tributes all over Princess’s social media! Dolly was almost exhausted at the halfway point, but the dolly got her first ever hit of paypig pony Princess high! Dolly giddy up piggy pony OMG sure 100% oink oink neigh all the way up to the finish line!!! OMG, it felt, like, so amazing to hear Princess whisper things that dolly didn’t understand, all to make dolly run faster and faster. Dolly can hardly wait to go to the races with Princess again!”
Looping continued all day today as My GOOD GIRL dolly Steffi worked from home while listening to My Golden Voice over & over in her ears, reverberating through her empty head!! The funniest thing happened! In My dolly Steffi’s very own words:
“Dolly had been working from home today, so she loopy looped her pretty pink GEMS all day at work. In the afternoon, dolly was writing up a weekly project report to submit to her boss. Princess’s words were like, totally lilting along in my mushy mushy mind, as dolly was clickers clicking her mouse. Giving my email a quick review before sending it off, dolly noticed something odd. In the project activity summary, it said “oink oink neigh, pay pay pay” for six whole lines! Under the expenses tally section, the report listed “giddy up piggy pony OMG sure 100% oink oink neigh” over and over. When dolly saw the expected completion date, it read “PPPIIIIIINNNNSSSS ANNDDDD NNEEEEEDDDLLLLEEESSSS!!!.” Dolly froze, deleted the email, giggled, and then started all over again. Dolly like, totally needed two more drafts because her brain was on the fritz! Dolly finally finished her report with the company’s date and numbers. Pretty pink brainless bliss, melty melty mind kiss!”
Lmaoooooooo OMG that is sooooooo funny!! As of today My Giggly girly tickled pink dolly paypiggy pony has spent a current Grand Total Tally of over $5,400 DOLLARS on Me!! Omg paypig Dolly Steffi you lovey love to giddy up and squeal oink oink neighh as you PAY PAY PAY!!
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