*Warning*Warning*Warning: My latest HYPNO MIND CONTROL masterpiece is a blatant exploitation of mass media mind control practices, incorporating BACKMASKING (for the very first time!) subliminal messages, and post hypnotic suggestions.

My viciously cute voice lures you deeper into MY man-trap, as NOTHING that has come before has prepared you for this EXQUISITE psychotronic surgery I will perform on your bbrainnn.. OMG rock stars have NOTHING on this.

My CUSTOM sound frequencies and binaural beats have been crafted specifically FOR these brainwash experiments I wield upon your unwitting manbrain. My PINK NOISE machine opens the doors of your mind preparing you for My barrage of post hypnotic suggestions deeply layered within the compelling & powerful SUPERLIMINAL message of UNREQUITED LOVE. BE CAREFUL..